Visiting Wonderwool?

We know you are all disappointed that the physical Wonderwool isn't happening this year so I thought I'd give you a useful  list of how to prepare for our Virtual Wonderwool Weekend so that you wouldn't know you weren't at the real thing.

1. Budget:  You will of course have set a budget and saved up for many months beforehand.   Remember your budget, keep the numbers in front of you all the time and then spend well over what you intended because you can always eat pasta and tinned tomatoes for the rest of the year.
2. Plan your Purchases: You know that you have dozens of single hanks of gorgeous hand-dyed yarn at home in all yarn weights so this year you are going to buy yarns to complement them so that  you can make something other than socks or shawls.  You put your stash into your Ravelry notebook, make sure your Ravelry queue is up to date and think again about your budget.  Now accidentally lose your password so that you can't get on to Ravelry all weekend because if you were at Builth Wells you wouldn't get wifi very easily anyway.  
3. Enjoy it:  Now that you can't access your plans and you've forgotten your budget, you are ready to browse all of the lovely websites that you'll be able to access from the Virtual Wonderwool day.  

Have fun at Virtual Wonderwool but in order to make your virtual visit as close to the real thing as possible, don't forget to put your shoes in the freezer overnight and have a really cold bath before you log on because one of the most important things about Wonderwool is that even if we are experiencing a mini-heatwave elsewhere, it will be ice-age in the wool sheds!